Monday, January 20

And no, I'm not talking about YOU.
Do you sometimes suddenly like someone you used to like, but now you don't like? That happened to me. When I hear other girls talking about him, I suddenly feel odd, like, the boy WAS mine. Funny.
As Elaine (the SCGS one) would say, HECK IT LAH!
It's over. That was ages ago. I'm 16 now, I'm matured. I absolutely do NOT like him anymore. He's a wonderful friend, and I don't want our relationship threatened. Besides, who needs him, when I got another? :)
Pack your troubles in an old kit bag and smile, Smile, SMILE!!

Thursday, January 16

I've saved $38 plus $20 stashed in underwear drawer for New Year shopping with Cousin Vicky next Saturday. Spent some money today because had to buy underwear for Ching Lee. Wahahaha...
Haha I have a 'little brother' in Sec One. His name is.......Joey!!! Haaa....I'm Joey, he's Joey. But then my full name is Josephine Victoria Wu. So he cannot be Josephine Victoria right?
Why do I ask stupid question?
Mom's birthday soon...what to get her? A scarf again? She just bought a $2000++ pashmina shawl, so scratch scarf. She has too many clothes. Shoes are too expensive since she only wears Bonia heels. Jewellery? I think not. Her latest piece is the really really expensive amethyst and diamond choker. Skin care? No. She just got the entire Clinique skincare line. Make up? No. I can't afford them Guerlian and Lancome. Of course there's Dad's plastic, but I'm going to try poverty for this year.
I think I'll get her fresh flowers from the supermarket then. Mom never got flowers in her whole life, so I think maybe a bunch of wildflowers would be good.
And cheap.

Thursday, January 2

The first day of school starts of with a big, no, TWO big puffs of underarm hair. Sacre bleu and triple merde.

Wednesday, December 25

Party's over. Cousins gave me cornrow braids, so that's $150 saved.
When can I open my presents??

Tuesday, December 24

Ah Mah laughing away at TV. Knees are still black and there's pus oozing outta the exposed flesh. Beautiful.
Still in semi-crush mode. Too bad semi-crush likes somebody else. BOO HOO HOO!!!!! Hyuck hyuck!! Haha.
I think I'm still a bit drunk.
It's Christmas Eve and I'm lonely. Mom will be making Christmas dinner later. Methinks it will be:
1) 6 varieties of ham.
2) 28 varieties of sushi.
3) Garden salad.
4) Chinese salad.
5) Linguine.
6) French loaf.
What the heck. I'm bored and injured and nobody cares.

Monday, December 23

Went ice skating. Ouch~. I fell down 8 times and I've got cuts and grazes across my knees. Woo-hoo!
Ting's birthy day today and I got her a gigantic flower cushion. We went to K-box for intensive 5-hour karaoke session. Played a drinking game and I lost and I had to drink an entire jug of Coca Cola. Nearly barfed. Erlack.
I'm in semi-crush mode now.

Saturday, December 21

I'm so tired... I have only slept 15 hourse in 5 days. And today was the Sec One orientation. Had to be toilet usher. Ushered 58 little boys and girls to the toilet today. 46 girls and 12 boys. And I ushered the same boy 4 times.
He must have a very small bladder and brain.
Cousin Hui Jie went to Maris Stella. He had a PSLE aggregate of 228, which was shocking as he had always done well in school. I expected him to get at least 250, since I got 252, my brother got 253 and cousin Jiayi got 256. But I'm glad that was over. I'll give anything not to be 12 years old again.
In a week plus, it will be 2003. I'm going to be 16 next year...GCSEs!! But heck.
Bro is going out of the door as I write. He is all "gussied up" for CI Night. But apart from the long sleeved shirt, everything's a mess. He didn't gel his hair, he's wearing jeans and he is actually wearing hiking boots. If you say the word 'style' to him, he'd probably think it's got to do with pigs.
Ah Mah and Ah Gong just arrived from Malaysia. They are watching the telly. Some Tony Leung Ka Fai show.
So hungry. Going to raid the kitchen now.

Saturday, October 26

Totally smashingly funny band practice today. The band room is such a cool studio!
Del is soooo lucky to have Taufiq as her caretaker and zookeeper (translation: boyfriend) because he is such a nice guy. A real gentleman. Not to mention talented too. If only I could join his band. But then, 3 Acres of Mess would not be an all-guy band anymore. Well.
Too bad my R.O.T.P. Rebels of the Pack was disbanded. And my Virgin Obsessions with Dhaniah only produced one song. By the way, Virgin Obsessions sound like a perfume name. Dhaniah thinks R.O.T.P. is a good name for a band. But I like L.O.V.E. Lords of Virtual Existence. Cool, eh? Too bad it's taken.
But I would never, ever call my band Pochachos.
Puh-leeze.

Friday, October 25

Whoa. Choir barbecue was like, UGH.
Amazing race my foot. It wasn't amazing at all. And I had to make tuna sandwiches!! I totally hate mayonnaise, so what I did was mix lemon juice into the jar so I won't puke all over the tuna.
At least the tuna sandwiches were the best food of all those provided.
I found out that Zi Rui the China boy was actually quite funny and humble today! I used to think he was such a snob since he was a scholarship holder and academic genius and all. His accent was so cool! At first he asked me in Chinese regarding our costumes, then Miz Lau told him to speak in English so he could practice. Then he said in his funny English, "English only for practicing. Chinese for important message."
Then we discussed about the costumes and I had to laugh every five seconds.
Sometimes, first impressions aren't everything. Even a Chinaman can be a funnyman.

Thursday, October 24

Like rock stars!
Dhaniah came over today and we made our amateur punk rock band costumes. It was WILD, man! We were making wigs for the guys out of pantyhose and green string and decided to make fingerless gloves outsa the leftover pantyhose. After making a short fluffy wig for Taufiq and a waist-long one for Norman, we got tired so I made Rayson a Mohawk wig. It looked SO funny and ugly! I'm going to have pink string for hair and Dhaniah's going to get blue. Our back-up singers have yellow hair. We'll be having rehearsals in the band room this Saturday and I wonder how we would look in our costumes?
Nafeesa's such a moaner. She came moaning to me about her bloody results and I told her to shut up and F*** off. Then she gave me that bloody HURT DOG (more like DIRT HOG) look. I wonder what she does to herself. She's anorexic and bulimic and proud of it! She goes about moaning about how great her figure is and asks, "Am I too thin?"
Me: (sweetly) No, gorgeous. You're still a little fat, go on and puke more till you disappear so I won't have to see your face again.
I FLONKED A MATHS!!!
What's with the FLONK?
Anyway I got a measly 21/80 for A Maths, and a measly 26/80 for Chinese. My grades for Physics and Chem got reversed. I borderlined for combined humanities, did an average job on Biol. Then for E Maths I suddenly passed! I nearly choked on my snot-stained calculator. And guess what?
And guess what?
I got distinction for English!!!
Okay, no big deal. Forget I said that.

Wednesday, October 23

I AM SCARED.
By the way, if you cllick on the first link of my fave blogs, clicking on VICTOR will only bring you disappointment. Clicking on CHING LEE will bring you nausea.
Today went to Germaine Tay's house for band practice. We decided to do Avril Lavigne's Complicated for the English play thing. And Boy did we make such a hell lotsa noise there. And surprisingly Mr and Mrs Tay didn't throw us out of there!
At choir, this was the scene. Half-dead with dread, choir cronies were hanging on the floor. ENTER Miz Lau.
Miz Lau: On this Friday, we'll be having CHOIR BARBEQUE!!!
Choir: yay. yippee. so excited.
Miz Lau: We'll be playing REALLY REALLY REALLY fun games!! the AMAZING RACE!!!!
Choir: wah. so fun.
(EXIT Miz Lau, with disgust across her face)
I will be getting exam results tomorrow and I have this ominous feeling that I will flonk every subject. Honestly.
Didn't mug enough.

Sunday, October 20

I bought (I mean, Mom paid)
1) A see-through short dress ($36)
2) Hipster jeans ($39)
3) Concho belt ($16)
4) Chokers ($50 for 6)
5) Skin care line ($150 for all)
6) Eyeshadow (Bobbi Brown!! $19.90)
7) Foundation (Bobbi Brown too!! $39.90)
8) Mascara (Maybelline! $19.80)
9) Nail polish (Sally Hansen!! &12)
10) Platform sandals (Marie Claire!! $69)

Went for
1) Me, boxing lessons, Mom, aerobics
2) Spa
3) Massage
4) Facial
5) Manicure
6) Me, haircut, Mom, hair treatment

Spent in total
$7876.57

Dad's Mood
1) Cranky
2) Sour

Mom's Mood
1) Euphoric

My Mood
1) Euphoric
2) Why should you care? :)

Thursday, October 10

Yeargh. Tomorrow is Chinois and I WILL FLONK. Honestly.
My voice has gone all rusty too. Can't do my Sarah Brightman impersonation. Yikes!! What if I can't reach high notes?? I don't want to be a mezzo, I want to be an all-out soprano. Why hasn't Broadway noticed me yet? Surely a talent of such high calibre should not be gone unnoticed.
Hollywood dreams aside, I need to mug.