I am an edible kitten. Now lets never speak of this
again. **pretends to forget**


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Where is my chinaboy? Why doesn't he come out to see me anymore?

I think he likes Peng Peng. Why do people who are skinny and big-eyed get loved more by others? Because they can stab others with their joints and scare little kids with their bulbous gogs?

Herr Fuhrer has a haircut. Frau Fuhrer gone to spend money.

Josephine LaMarr has influenza.

Josephine LaMarr has a throat and lung infection.

But on the bright side, she can finally sing goth-metal. Voice all cracked and hoarse. And managed to imitate Schlong's I Feel Pretty to perfection. Gets a two-day holiday.

I am so tired these days. Chinese O-level is in less than 3 weeks time. I have two tests tomorrow, both of which I would definitely fail. Then I have to sing for some mini-concert in school. Not just any song, but "To Sir With Love" of all songs. FUCK FUCK FUCK. I wish I was as lucky as Dhaniah. She has everything, looks, talent, charm whatever. She doesn't have to work or anything because she'll definitely be rich and famous.

But for myself, I'll stick to my own devices. I'm going to study hard and do well (hopefully) and (hopefully) go into a Prison for Older Delinquents, (hopefully) Anglo-Chinese POD or Temasek POD. Then I'm going to (hopefully) take a degree on Business Administration (hopefully) in Harvard School of Business. Later I'm going to study to be a beautician and hairdresser. Then I'll ruthlessly find a rich husband (hopefully) and divorce him and use the alimony money to start my first makeover centre. When my business on local grounds takes off, I shall open a spa and branches to my makeover centre. When the money comes rolling in, I'll generously cut off the alimony and sail in my own money. I will definitely open three headquarters in Beijing, Shanghai and Tianjin. I will then venture in Seoul, Tokyo and Okinawa. I might put business into Bangkok, Kualar Lumpur and Jakarta. Then USA and Britain will get a hankering for this hot Asian business, so I shall oblige and open a centre in every American state and one in London. By then I'll be the richest Asian woman in the world!

Then that means I'm gonna have to fucking study for tomorrow's fucking tests.

I think I'm in lust with this China scholar in school. His skin is so white, like tofu, and he has this typical china-boy bowl haircut. Just thinking of huge red nail marks and whip welts on that white skin makes me shiver in excitement. But above all he is really nice, like his twin sister, but just too shy to talk to me.

Last thing I'm going to say is, FUCK THE MOSQUITO BITE ON MY ELBOW!!

Okay, first things first. Sorry Victor, I will not do that again.

FUCK.

This is the most fucked up day so far. I got accused of cheating, I failed a station from the fitness test, most probably failed my ting xie and biology practical test and I made Victor pissed out of a tiny harmless thing.

FUCK FUCK FUCK.