Friday, March 28

I am so immensely irritated by Wyenu (name changed to protect privacy)!!! She talks like a real W and she keeps sucking up to me. What's wrong with you, woman? For example, I'll show you an excerpt from an MSN convo with her. (she's the one in bold)

iron maiden says:
i've got dandruff
wyenu says:
OMG!!!~
wyenu says:
your hair type also can haf one meh

iron maiden says:
everyone can have dandruff lah!!
wyenu says:
realLI ??? *cold real9isation*

iron maiden says:
duh
wyenu says:
dot dot dot
wyenu says:
how com

iron maiden says:
http://www.skinsite.com/info_dandruff.htm
wyenu says:
iC...


Who taught her to speak?

Tuesday, March 25


Funny Asian Man


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So goth you're dead!
You are every goth-kids dream!


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Monday, March 24

Kindergarten picture!
Me: Fifth lady from left
Zhi Hao: Cutie in tuxedo
Melvin: Third gentleman from left

Sunday, March 23

What the hell is punk now? Everyone's mashing punk with skater, punk with rapper, skater with rapper, punk with goth, punk with emo. What happened to the original punk? What happened to mohawks and big hair?
Don't ask me what happened to my mohawk. It turned out an afro. *It grew out, so don't go about looking at my untrimmed mop*
Avril Lavigne is a poseur!! If she's a punk, then I'm Britney Spears. What's with her skater look? Skater ain't punk.
But what the heck.
Pass me the weed.

Thursday, March 13

Reading those True Singapore Ghost Stories books under Wee Meng's desk has affected me. Now it reflects in my writing! I keep writing things about the supernatural in my essays!
I learnt something about the Children of God cult and the Rajineeshi cult. Well, I think they bastardized the meaning of love. What, sex at 12?? Incest?
But I somehow believe in the Raelians.
Brother said that our generation will be the last to die and the first to live forever. What with ClonAid and all this shit, I think I'm beginning to believe him.
Bernice introduced me to this guy called Jonathan. I think he is kinda funny. But still, I think I'm funnier than him. Want to get to know him better.
Hahehohaheheho.
Bishoujo
You're A Bishoujo (Attractive Young Woman)!
You are loved by all, and you know it. You love
the attention you get, because or your sense of
style, and perfect face. Congrats.


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kiss my ass2
congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud


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Sunday, March 9

Tomorrow is Jog-a -Boardwalk. What a fancy schmancy name for a simple cross-country.

Tuesday, March 4

A lot of things happened these few days. Chongster gives us pep talks everyday. She talked about her son today and the way she describes him, it's like a matchmaker describing a groom prospect. Like, as if we'd want to go out with a nerd like Little Chongster.
It's good sitting beside Wee Meng. All the attention is shifted to him, and beside him I'm like an angel. He's not bad actually. It's just that he doesn't try hard enough and his no-sweat attitude really pisses teachers off. He treats his girlfriend like a goddess. And yesterday, he helped me write my Chinese essay because he knew that I had to go for my performance and wouldn't have time to do the essay. So I really don't know why Chongster and Ma'am Hasniza always picks on him. Give the guy a break.
I think Keegan would be cute if his face weren't too long. Today he had this hilarious expression on his face which really really really makes him look like a horse!! *whinny* But then I always thought he has a bizzare taste. Maybe he's like Shallow Hal and can see inner beauty.
Bom chi bom bom bom bom chi bom bom bom bom chi....
My lungs are still shattered from PE today.