Party's over. Cousins gave me cornrow braids, so that's $150 saved.
When can I open my presents??

Ah Mah laughing away at TV. Knees are still black and there's pus oozing outta the exposed flesh. Beautiful.
Still in semi-crush mode. Too bad semi-crush likes somebody else. BOO HOO HOO!!!!! Hyuck hyuck!! Haha.
I think I'm still a bit drunk.
It's Christmas Eve and I'm lonely. Mom will be making Christmas dinner later. Methinks it will be:
1) 6 varieties of ham.
2) 28 varieties of sushi.
3) Garden salad.
4) Chinese salad.
5) Linguine.
6) French loaf.
What the heck. I'm bored and injured and nobody cares.

Went ice skating. Ouch~. I fell down 8 times and I've got cuts and grazes across my knees. Woo-hoo!
Ting's birthy day today and I got her a gigantic flower cushion. We went to K-box for intensive 5-hour karaoke session. Played a drinking game and I lost and I had to drink an entire jug of Coca Cola. Nearly barfed. Erlack.
I'm in semi-crush mode now.

I'm so tired... I have only slept 15 hourse in 5 days. And today was the Sec One orientation. Had to be toilet usher. Ushered 58 little boys and girls to the toilet today. 46 girls and 12 boys. And I ushered the same boy 4 times.
He must have a very small bladder and brain.
Cousin Hui Jie went to Maris Stella. He had a PSLE aggregate of 228, which was shocking as he had always done well in school. I expected him to get at least 250, since I got 252, my brother got 253 and cousin Jiayi got 256. But I'm glad that was over. I'll give anything not to be 12 years old again.
In a week plus, it will be 2003. I'm going to be 16 next year...GCSEs!! But heck.
Bro is going out of the door as I write. He is all "gussied up" for CI Night. But apart from the long sleeved shirt, everything's a mess. He didn't gel his hair, he's wearing jeans and he is actually wearing hiking boots. If you say the word 'style' to him, he'd probably think it's got to do with pigs.
Ah Mah and Ah Gong just arrived from Malaysia. They are watching the telly. Some Tony Leung Ka Fai show.
So hungry. Going to raid the kitchen now.

Totally smashingly funny band practice today. The band room is such a cool studio!
Del is soooo lucky to have Taufiq as her caretaker and zookeeper (translation: boyfriend) because he is such a nice guy. A real gentleman. Not to mention talented too. If only I could join his band. But then, 3 Acres of Mess would not be an all-guy band anymore. Well.
Too bad my R.O.T.P. Rebels of the Pack was disbanded. And my Virgin Obsessions with Dhaniah only produced one song. By the way, Virgin Obsessions sound like a perfume name. Dhaniah thinks R.O.T.P. is a good name for a band. But I like L.O.V.E. Lords of Virtual Existence. Cool, eh? Too bad it's taken.
But I would never, ever call my band Pochachos.
Puh-leeze.

Whoa. Choir barbecue was like, UGH.
Amazing race my foot. It wasn't amazing at all. And I had to make tuna sandwiches!! I totally hate mayonnaise, so what I did was mix lemon juice into the jar so I won't puke all over the tuna.
At least the tuna sandwiches were the best food of all those provided.
I found out that Zi Rui the China boy was actually quite funny and humble today! I used to think he was such a snob since he was a scholarship holder and academic genius and all. His accent was so cool! At first he asked me in Chinese regarding our costumes, then Miz Lau told him to speak in English so he could practice. Then he said in his funny English, "English only for practicing. Chinese for important message."
Then we discussed about the costumes and I had to laugh every five seconds.
Sometimes, first impressions aren't everything. Even a Chinaman can be a funnyman.

Like rock stars!

Dhaniah came over today and we made our amateur punk rock band costumes. It was WILD, man! We were making wigs for the guys out of pantyhose and green string and decided to make fingerless gloves outsa the leftover pantyhose. After making a short fluffy wig for Taufiq and a waist-long one for Norman, we got tired so I made Rayson a Mohawk wig. It looked SO funny and ugly! I'm going to have pink string for hair and Dhaniah's going to get blue. Our back-up singers have yellow hair. We'll be having rehearsals in the band room this Saturday and I wonder how we would look in our costumes?

Nafeesa's such a moaner. She came moaning to me about her bloody results and I told her to shut up and F*** off. Then she gave me that bloody HURT DOG (more like DIRT HOG) look. I wonder what she does to herself. She's anorexic and bulimic and proud of it! She goes about moaning about how great her figure is and asks, "Am I too thin?"
Me: (sweetly) No, gorgeous. You're still a little fat, go on and puke more till you disappear so I won't have to see your face again.

I FLONKED A MATHS!!!
What's with the FLONK?
Anyway I got a measly 21/80 for A Maths, and a measly 26/80 for Chinese. My grades for Physics and Chem got reversed. I borderlined for combined humanities, did an average job on Biol. Then for E Maths I suddenly passed! I nearly choked on my snot-stained calculator. And guess what?
And guess what?
I got distinction for English!!!
Okay, no big deal. Forget I said that.

I AM SCARED.

By the way, if you cllick on the first link of my fave blogs, clicking on VICTOR will only bring you disappointment. Clicking on CHING LEE will bring you nausea.

Today went to Germaine Tay's house for band practice. We decided to do Avril Lavigne's Complicated for the English play thing. And Boy did we make such a hell lotsa noise there. And surprisingly Mr and Mrs Tay didn't throw us out of there!
At choir, this was the scene. Half-dead with dread, choir cronies were hanging on the floor. ENTER Miz Lau.
Miz Lau: On this Friday, we'll be having CHOIR BARBEQUE!!!
Choir: yay. yippee. so excited.
Miz Lau: We'll be playing REALLY REALLY REALLY fun games!! the AMAZING RACE!!!!
Choir: wah. so fun.
(EXIT Miz Lau, with disgust across her face)

I will be getting exam results tomorrow and I have this ominous feeling that I will flonk every subject. Honestly.
Didn't mug enough.

I bought (I mean, Mom paid)
1) A see-through short dress ($36)
2) Hipster jeans ($39)
3) Concho belt ($16)
4) Chokers ($50 for 6)
5) Skin care line ($150 for all)
6) Eyeshadow (Bobbi Brown!! $19.90)
7) Foundation (Bobbi Brown too!! $39.90)
8) Mascara (Maybelline! $19.80)
9) Nail polish (Sally Hansen!! &12)
10) Platform sandals (Marie Claire!! $69)

Went for
1) Me, boxing lessons, Mom, aerobics
2) Spa
3) Massage
4) Facial
5) Manicure
6) Me, haircut, Mom, hair treatment

Spent in total
$7876.57

Dad's Mood
1) Cranky
2) Sour

Mom's Mood
1) Euphoric

My Mood
1) Euphoric
2) Why should you care? :)

Yeargh. Tomorrow is Chinois and I WILL FLONK. Honestly.
My voice has gone all rusty too. Can't do my Sarah Brightman impersonation. Yikes!! What if I can't reach high notes?? I don't want to be a mezzo, I want to be an all-out soprano. Why hasn't Broadway noticed me yet? Surely a talent of such high calibre should not be gone unnoticed.
Hollywood dreams aside, I need to mug.

Have I told you? I want to marry the President of Zimbabwe so that I can stop him from sending those !@#$%^& up Zvishane Zimbabwe maps to Anderson for our geography tests.

Sorry for not updating!!!
I saw someone whom I had long forgotten today. Guess who? It's Ching Lee!!! I thought he had died long ago but then maybe I'm wrong. Dickheads like him are hard to kill. No offense, ^__^
Like, a thousand things happened today. I saw Kenneth and I thought he looked kind of cute but too bad, he doesn't even know I exist. I mean, in 'that' way, since I'm like so very popular in school and people I don't know actually know my name, age, vital statistics etc... Price of popularity, I say.
I looked at my friends' open diaries and I think they really looked professionally done, Unlike mine; but hey, I don't intend to be a computernik. Me, aspiring opera singer/Broadway actress/ballerina/pro boxer/millionaire's wife/First Lady a computernik? That's when dickheads die!
By the way, I think I'm like, the only person who looks at my own diary.

A girl in my school died yesterday from a brain infection. Even though I do not know her, I still feel very sad because she is pretty and she is only sixteen. She would have graduated in the same year as me.
"Goodbye my friend
I know you're gone, you said you're gone but I can still feel you here
It's not the end
You gotta keep it strong before the pain turns into fear
So glad we made it
Time will never change it
No no...."

Dinner time!

Something which I found in the paper bin.

I bet you guys didn't know. Anyway I'm hungry and Troll is eating dinner but still I'll wait until later. Now I want to play with the brand-new scanner.

Hey, for those of you reading my blog, don't you know what this word:

mean?

How to add pictures to this site?